Funny Mccain story

By JOHN SCHWARTZPublished: October 4, 2008

There’s that word again: maverick. In Thursday’s vice-presidential debate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, the Republican candidate, used it to describe herself and her running mate, Senator John McCain, no fewer than six times, at one point calling him “the consummate maverick.”Skip to next paragraph BRAND Samuel Augustus Maverick But to those who know the history of the word, applying it to Mr. McCain is a bit of a stretch — and to one Texas family in particular it is even a bit offensive.“I’m just enraged that McCain calls himself a maverick,” said Terrellita Maverick, 82, a San Antonio native who proudly carries the name of a family that has been known for its progressive politics since the 1600s, when an early ancestor in Boston got into trouble with the law over his agitation for the rights of indentured servants.In the 1800s, Samuel Augustus Maverick went to Texas and became known for not branding his cattle. He was more interested in keeping track of the land he owned than the livestock on it, Ms. Maverick said; unbranded cattle, then, were called “Maverick’s.” The name came to mean anyone who didn’t bear another’s brand.Sam Maverick’s grandson, Fontaine Maury Maverick, was a two-term congressman and a mayor of San Antonio who lost his mayoral re-election bid when conservatives labeled him a Communist. He served in the Roosevelt administration on the Smaller War Plants Corporation and is best known for another coinage. He came up with the term “gobbledygook” in frustration at the convoluted language of bureaucrats.This Maverick’s son, Maury Jr., was a firebrand civil libertarian and lawyer who defended draft resisters, atheists and others scorned by society. He served in the Texas Legislature during the McCarthy era and wrote fiery columns for The San Antonio Express-News. His final column, published on Feb. 2, 2003, just after he died at 82, was an attack on the coming war in Iraq.Terrellita Maverick, sister of Maury Jr., is a member emeritus of the board of the San Antonio chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union of Texas.Considering the family’s long history of association with liberalism and progressive ideals, it should come as no surprise that Ms. Maverick insists that John McCain, who has voted so often with his party, “is in no way a maverick, in uppercase or lowercase.”“It’s just incredible — the nerve! — to suggest that he’s not part of that Republican herd. Every time we hear it, all my children and I and all my family shrink a little and say, ‘Oh, my God, he said it again.’ ”“He’s a Republican,” she said. “He’s branded.”

People that piss me off (just for fun!)

i thought this would be a humorous stab at some of the people that piss me off...or annoy...

1. these are in no particular order but my number one, cant freakin stand guy is Billy Crystal!! oh my god this is the most annoying dude i have ever laid eyes on!! the sheer smuggness of this little grotesque man is enough to make my skin crawl...the way he thinks everything he says should be followed by adoring applause.the sight of his face is an instant channel changer...

2. while i am attacking old, out of touch comedians...robin williams comes to mind as a very very annoying mother f'er...he is another one that thinks what he says is sooo brilliant we should bow down to his genius...what seperates him from ole BC is the fact that some of his early stuff isnt too bad (ie, mork and mindy)...but at least the last decade has been nothing but the same old tired ohh look at me i am crazy act that he has just driven into the ground.

3. so how about new comedians you say? does it get more mindless than dane cook? this dude has never even written a joke of his own...he uses the old funny high school jokes of yesteryear and drivels on them until they are dumbed down for the masses..yeah yeah we know dude...the shocker...hilarious...zzzz....if there is a bigger faker douchebag out there today i would like to see him...

4. a little special mention for the worst thing ever to happen to snl...chris cattan...i am not even bothering to check if that is how you spell his name...you know who i am talking about...the guy with one character...just act really really gay...now i could care less if someone is gay...i am no homophobe...but if your act is solely based on acting like you are a flaming gay 12 year old...kill yourself.

5. a few recent additions...after seeing tony snow...some bush cabinet member or something...on the bill maher show the other day. iwould like to smack that shiteating grin off his right wing face...he says the middle class is doing just fine!! people are happy and thriving!! he didnt know what they were talking about...when is the last time he has met a middle classer?? what does he even consider middle class...the people that !gasp! dont live inside the gated community...he was the biggest apologist spin doctor i have ever seen...he needs a beating...

6. also newly added is sd chargers qb phillip rivers...doesnt anyone win with class anymore...i guess not...now. i am not a colts fan...browns are my team (whole 'nother story) anyways...this douche got hurt and is sidelined...as his backup wins the game for them...he is over taunting fans and yelling god only knows into the stands! this is supposed to be your team leader acting like an infant...

7. and obviously he is a great player...but can somebody tell ladainian tomlinson to stop wearing womens earrings...we know you are rich and whatever...but those stupid looking earrings have got to stop!!